Night blogers really speak to me
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.
This is why tumblr users would survive the apocalypse.
- Will: Smells delicious.
- Hannibal: Silkie chicken in a broth. A black-boned bird, prized in China for its medicinal value since the 7th century, wolfberries, ginseng, ginger, red dates, and star anise.
- Will: You made me chicken soup?
- Hannibal: goddamn son ur lucky ur cute